Me: "Hypatia, why are you sucking on your toe?"
Hypatia: with a loud pop as her toe comes out of her mouth "It tastes good. Like salt."
Me: "Ewwwww. You are so weird."
Hypatia: "Yep. But I'm still your kid."
And then later on ...
Me: "Here, Carbon, have an apple if you're still hungry."
Carbon: "It's a pretty apple." he starts to take a bite "Wait - is this poisoned?"
Me, thinking of Snow White: "No, why would I poison you?"
Carbon: "You know, with the stuff that kills bugs?"
Me: "Oh, you mean pesticides. No, it's organic."
So, I have one child who is sucking the "salt" off her own toe, and another who is worried about eating pesticides. Oh goodness.